That awkward moment when the “kills on contact” part of the wasp spray doesn’t work. #screamlikeagirl
101 Degrees, 0% chance of rain. Haven’t seen any jokes mocking global warming lately.
Guys, Just say no to khaki and orange clothing combinations.
Slick slimy okra mmmmm mmmm
I hate when I hear something hilarious but it is unrepeatable. #laughingandbitingmytongue